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When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
A term first created by by Dr. Disrespect when describing Shroud's gameplay as possessing "no wasted movement" during the PUBG era which was further elaborated by NateGibson during Modern Warfare II (2022)'s lifespan. Wasted Movement refers to fast-but-highly-unoptimized (and sometimes nauseating) gameplay in FPS games, generally for either showing off or for the placebo effect of thinking any of it makes the player doing it harder to hit, when in reality it is unnecessary strain in focus. Examples of Wasted Movement this include:
-Constant weapon switching
-Random camera swiveling
-Overexcessive jumping and bunnyhopping
-Overuse of slide-canceling and general animation canceling
-Constant weapon inspects
-Unnecessary rapid leaning/peeking
"I tried to watch his Modern Warfare III montage, but all that Wasted Movement I just saw gave me the equivalent of an epileptic seizure."
"Don't 'waste your movement.' Just stay still and soundwhore bro, you're always gonna catch them off guard when you're not slide-cancelling and making elephant noises."
"...Just the fact the "double YY" is even a thing. That's just a complete 'waste of movement.' Work on timing your sprint to fire dude, you're gonna die during that stupid gun swap animation."
"all this wasted movement and you still cant kill a camper"
Alludes to oft bizarre inclination of indefinitely linking to various sites not even of remote note
Waste dot want dot, story of my life.
A term similar to waste cyattie but instead of being a cum dumpster the waste scattie gets pooped on because she is into scat work.
6ix9ine scats with a bunch of waste scatties
Blackout drunk; drunk to the point of motor function failure
Grant: bro, let’s go to that darty. I’m tryna get white bitch wasted
Noah: yeah bro, I got shots on deck
An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.
Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.
When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.
Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."