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When you have more deaths than kills
That Soldier 76 has willie stats
When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
“Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
A man usually just with a chide.he is unliked and no one speaks to him.
He gets beat up every day by a boy called rasheed.
Willie is a gimp
Willie Williamson went to the shops
He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
My farting willy is farting s so much
The act of cutting someone's penis off, (usually a longer penis) and swinging it around obove your head and screaming yeehaw
Girl 1: hey.. I wanted to to try something new...
Guy 1: what did you wanna try?
Girl1: a yeehaw willy!
Guy1: but I like my penis!