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Five Year Itch

It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!

Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.

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Three Year Rule

It is not socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the three year age bracket. This only applies if the younger of the two is 14-16 years old.

"Hey dude, i'm dating this chick who's 15"

"Wtf dude you're like 18, ever heard of the three year rule"

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16 years old

me on august 25 2006

im 16 years old in 22 days which means i can finally get a job

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Russian New Year

The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.

An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.

As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.

An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.

Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?

Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."

Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"

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Hundred Year's War

The French were all like "Hells-to-the-no, we get our own kings here, brotha." and then Joan of Arc came and she was France's homie. She came and went like "England yo king so fat he try to eat up all of France." But England wasn't gonna take her shit, so they lit her up. And they all lived happily ever after... except for Joan.

France and England's gang wars during the Hundred Year's War

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15 Year Old

That’s what Gemini officials pp is in

Ayo bro 15 year old

Dude no way fuck you Gemini official

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