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A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive
Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!
Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"
Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
Man we did the verbal turtle last night
The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe
'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'
An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.
The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.
After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.