wild card

when your chillin with your boys and very unexpected, yet suprisingly welcome events/phrases are presented to you; shouting out "wild card", is a way of "calling out" such events

sickfootballplayer1: u chillin?
sicksoccerplayer1: im chillin
sickfootballplayer2: word
sicksoccerplayer2: nice nice
slutsophmorewiththepornostarvoice: i like to rub my clit when i think about other girls!
sickathletes in unison: damn, wild card!

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cut card

In each cribbage hand, each player plays four cards. The players also cut the deck to turn up a fifth card that all players share for the round. This card is known as the "cut card" or the "up card".

I really need the cut card to be a nine.

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Red Card

Having sex with a girl while she’s on her period.

I just fucked my girl while she was on her period I just got my red card

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gay card

An imaginery card that when dropped by its holder,forces them to bend over in an effort to pick it up only to result in an erect penis being inserted into there anus(at great velocitys),mostly used as a treat ie:

"Dont fuck with me or youll be dropping that gay card if u know what i mean"

"Next time you pwn me that bad, gay card hits the floor"

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v card

for a girl to give up her vagina to a man

have you gave your v card to your boyfriend

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credit card

the upword thrust of someones fourarm against one's gouch

that bitch got credit carded to the ceiling

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Juice Card

The term refers to an individual’s ability to travel, communicate, and reside in social circles that mere mortals could never tread. These circles could be heads of state, business elite, academic elite, professional athletes, and most importantly popular celebrities. These individuals don’t necessarily have to be a stated member of any of these groups but to only be qualified and vouched for by a stated member.

Many up-and-coming celebrities boast about there ability to call an ultra-famous person on their personal cell phone number; they’re announcing their juice card status.

HBO’s Entourage; the character Turtle has a juice card by his association with Vince and therefore he can call Jamie-Lynn Sigler or Paris Hilton for that matter.

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