Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
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someone who would rather not get into a crowd of idiots that drink/smoke/have casual sex because everyone else is. see tool
tool - i'm not drunk or high, nothing is fun.
straight edge - ...
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1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick
1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza
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Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.
I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.
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Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.
Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
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β¨Someone who doesnβt deserve to breatheβ¨
βPerson 1β: Iβm super straightβ¦
Person 2: *gun shots*
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Living a poison free life. Straight edge (Sxe or XXX), has three basic rules:
X- No drugs (nothing that alters your mood)
X- No alcohol
X- No casual sex.
Straight edge does not mean you don't have fun, it simply means you can think without depending on a substance, and you have a smaller chance of getting STDs because you fucked some random person.
Don't say straight edge is stupid, chances are if drinking is your crutch you are the one that is stupid.
Listen to straight edge-Minor threat
Fuck you, I'm edge
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