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Being the recipient of: the Tony Danza, Angry Pirate and an Alabama Hot Pocket all in one night. (If you are on the giving end it is the Devil's Triofector)
Dear Diary,
I drank to much, lost a bet and somehow ended up getting a Devil's Trifecta...that's a bad night night if I ever knew one.
Sincerely,
Me
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A person with lips so big they seem capable of creating a vacuum.
Stevie: That kid Kurt is a real Dirt Devil.
Rob: Yea, his lips consume his whole face.
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the space between a one's genitals and their inner thigh
My girlfriend licked my devil's crevice.
Wow, my devil's crevice is sweaty today.
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Take a shower nozzle, turn it to jet, and give your devil's onionring a blast from the past!
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To perform this, You must get a Family sized bottle of "The Devil's Semen"( hot sauce) and puncture the bottle into the females asshole. You must wait till the entire bottle is empty and then take the bottle out. Then put the girl into the doggy position and then start your brutal pounding! Hot sauce will be spraying from her ass and it will make you look like a demonic dog fucking a chick with blood going everywhere! not to mention the burning sensation...like a fire dick! :D
Kyle: Brooke! you looked really thirsty and your sweating
Brooke: Yeah, bryan just gave me The Devil Dog...my ass ;(
Bryan: OH YEAH!!!! WHOS NEXT!!!!
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one who shit's on community drunks dick.
man community how did that devils sun feel?
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