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When someone is utterly stupid.
“India is such a dildo head!” Meg said, laughing as she watched her friend make stupid jokes.
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Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.
"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."
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A demand made by internet voyeurs for a person on a webcam to place a bowl on their head.
chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl: im not puting a bowl on my head
chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl has left the chat.
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1. A person who, whilst most likely possessing above-normal intelligence, nevertheless annoys the living crap out of their friends and acquaintances due to a tendency to expound ad infinitum upon uninteresting topics, using lots of long words.
1. "Oi, that person wot wrote the definition for 'pointy-head' in urbandictionary.com, she's a bit of a bloody pointy-head, isn't she?"
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A term used by people when texting that almost always leads to a hook up. Normally used in a moment of desperation.
Deidra: Girl, I'm horny
Tash: Well why don't you call Rodney?
Deidra: Nah I think we broke up last week.
Tash:Oh well, you could call Josh
Deidra: BITCH! naw I can't stand his ass
Tasha: Well I don't know what to tell you
Deidra:.......(texts josh) What's up "big head"
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(n.) A person who is extremely interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly motorcycles and improving acceleration.
Tom G is such a gear head; all he ever talks about is his fucking bike.
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A colossal fan of the legendary hip-hop producer and grandfather of neo-soul, James Dewitt Yancey aka Jay Dee or J Dilla. We recognize his otherworldly excellence, and possess an insatiable desire to own all of his material. We have (pre-Donuts) rare vintage Jay Dee/Ummah tracks in our extensive media library, we study his instrumental breaks, we obsessively hunt for his samples, we watch his documentaries, we knew about him BEFORE he died. We don't simply own the "Donuts" album and "Dilla Saved My Life" t-shirts, desperately trying to be something we are not. We are NOT poseurs! We do not try to fit a mold! We separate ourselves from the 'normal' fan with our THOROUGH knowledge of his material, and the material of his associated acts. We don't selfishly hoard his music; instead we attempt to educate and bestow upon others his brilliance. We're often called snobs or elitists, but that's not the case; SOME of us simply don't appreciate the over-usage and exploitation of the term "Dilla Head". There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a posthumous fan (in fact, we think it's GREAT and applaud you for discovering him). You don't need a Doctorate of Dilla Philosophy to be a fan, however, if you want to openly call yourself a "Dilla Head", you'd better be working on one. Rest In Beats, Mr. Yancey.
Fan: Yo, I just picked up this fresh Stussy/Dilla t-shirt to match my custom Vans Authentic, and I'm listening to the illest Dilla Dawg song ever, "Lightworks". I'm a Dilla Head to the fullest! Dopeness!!! Will you be at the dopest tribute EVER tonight?
Dilla Head: Umm...ok? So...anyway, do you have the instrumentals for Front Street, or Verbal Clap? And is Shoes spinning?
Fan: (pause) Have you heard Donuts yet?!?
Dilla Head: (Face Palm)
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