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The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
A black piece of shit the can't find his father.
When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.
When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.
Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.
A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive
Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!
When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.
After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.