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The art of eating your woman out while using your tongue, and bottom lip at the same time.
I was eating my woman out, when i started using my bottom lip like a second tongue, almost like a two tongue monster.
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When a person cannot remember something.
I cannot remember what day I have to go to the office, it's at the tip of my tongue!
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Smooth tongued gent, One that can charm the knickers off a lady in a few words
That Matt Damon, He's a silver tongued cavalier and had my knickers off in seconds with the lyrical poetry of a smooth talking mother fucker.
I couldn't resist the charms of him the silver tongued cavalier that he is....
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to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion
(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over
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A person who temps another person into doing something they know better than to do.
Nurse: "Sir, would you like the chicken, or the steak?"
Patient: "I'll have the chicken. I'm on a diet"
Nurse: "would you like french fries or carrots?"
Patient: "I'll have the carrots. I'm trying to loose some weight."
Nurse: "would you like a piece of the banana cream pie?"
Patient: "Oh, you silver tongued savage!"
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when a male with a large ball sac tugs on the excess skin and forms a short of a fleshy tongue intimidating the opponate of the male severly
yeah man I was showing em' tongue and he ran, dude that boi scared
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To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.
I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
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