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The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)
Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
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Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."
With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.
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A phrase used when someone invades your personal space or if you do not like what is going on.
Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"
Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"
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the ultimate comeback ever, the cadillac of comebacks. the worst thing you could possible say to a human being, after "yo' mama". there is nothing left to be said or to live for after "too bad so sad", causing you to feel paralyzed, stunned, and speechless. fosho.
"he felt like throwing bbq sauce on himself after she said 'too bad so sad'"
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When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.
"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
Groups of Feminist women who frequently and often classify anything even a simple compliment as harassment.
I gave Katie a simple compliment about how nice her new shoes looked and she freaked out on me. Then immediately picked up her iPhone to go on Twitter to join the hash tags and the her toos. Only in liberal post-obummer America where anything a white male says about a women or minority is considered racist or sexist.
a person or situation packed with too much drama for your taste
I finally broke up with Jason, and now he's calling me non-stop and showing up at my house crying. This shit is way too much Hollywood for me.