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Rubbing out a baby batter batch
Gord: Anton, what are you doing this weekend?
Anton: Making some hand toss man sauce.
At the very end of his intro song
... Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
A Beautiful Girl that lives in P'Ville and the tightest girl you will ever meet. The only person in the world who has a personality like she does. (can not put real first and last name of privacy reasons).
Guy#1- Wow i visited my friend at his new school and i talked to this girl and she was sooooo tight, not to mention she is very beautiful.
Guy#2- Oh, i know exactly who your talking about, thats gotta be Toss!
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Its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube.
When i was banging the BWTF the other day she finished me off with the best Yorkshire Bagle-Toss I've ever had!
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Ripping A massive fart while getting your butthole licked
Me-"Dude me and my girl were totally doing an ass eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -I should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-I gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!"
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."
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The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!
Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.
Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.
Lyle: Hell Yeah!
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