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Tuesday

Viciousness on the inside

"Tuesday! Stop!"

by banananamys April 25, 2021


Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.

Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024


Tuesday

Titty tuesday

Titty tuesday flash your boyfriend

by Jman 6 January 28, 2023


Tuesday

The answer to everything.

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”

by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021


Tuesday

A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.

Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!

He did what? what a Tuesday!

I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!

by lebodge December 23, 2020


Tuesday

In Vietnamese, Tuesday literally means "the Third". It's colloquially used to refer to you or your partner cheated with.

Today is Tuesday for Tuesdays.

by sanglit February 3, 2021


Tuesday

Titty tuesday so which ever girl you send dis to she has to send u a titty pic

Aye gyal uk what today us titty tuesday

by Dank99162 June 1, 2021