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Ugly Drunk

Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.

Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk, I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.

Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.

by Done for Dave February 15, 2013

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ugly Goat

When you do "the Goat" as in the movie "Waiting" and the girl sucks you off from behind. A way to improve this is to fart and/or doo doo upon her face.

Julia was doing the Ugly Goat to Justin until he improved the situation.

by Julia Gulia foolia October 26, 2008

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Acting Ugly

when somebody is giving off a negative vibe. they look sad or maybe mad, theyre kinda distant or straying away from you or the group. theyre quieter than usaul

Why you acting ugly?

by keke.ef November 7, 2014

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ugly as hell

me

I am ugly as hell

by OS GoST January 10, 2020

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


ugly cow

The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.

Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.

by Putroka December 30, 2011

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ugly fine

To have a really ugly face but a fine body.

Damn that bitch is ugly fine, her face looks like a dog but her body is a dime piece.

by lickmybic September 1, 2015

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Ugly cry

The type of cry that feels good but also feels bad. It’s also the cry where you pull up your face so much that it looks so ugly ,anyone who tries to comfort you feels like laughing. But it’s quite sad.Don’t feel insulted everyone has an ugly cry.

Dude 1: Did you see that chick was crying.

Dude 2: Bro I’ll go check on her..

(10 mins later)
Dude 1: Bro where were you??
Dude 2: Bro that chick was ugly crying cause her nail broke.

by Crazy_Person_987 August 21, 2019

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž