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When you are sitting on the toilet and someone comes up and flushes it before you are done pooping. You then can feel a moist breeze on your nuts.
Everything was coming out just fine until she sneaked up and gave me a Tropic Thunder from Down Under. I was unable to get off the toilet since I was not finished dropping my load. The cool breeze did feel nice on my balls though.
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When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.
"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."
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Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"
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We're making sure your shit isn't completely tarded...
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Word: tarded
Definition: The bras at the Sig Ep frat bras.
Example: "Those Sig Eps are tarded bra!"
Tags: Frats, Frateternities, Sig Eps, Metal Disabilitries, Bras
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Your email: deltataubraatgmail.com
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The day after Mother's Day.
Because every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night.
"This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."
--Lonely Island
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To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.
"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"
"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"
"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"
"Right?!"
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Poo that makes the toilet water splash
"Dude I just made chocolate thunder from down under!"
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