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derogatory term for a serving member of the armed forces, used in the Bush family between Jeb & Dubya after the term was originally coined by their father George H W Bush.
Jeb: Lucky you dodged out of Vietnam in that champagne squadron bro'
Dubya:Sure, not like those dumb fodder units in Iraq.
Both:HAHAHAHAHA!
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Useless organisation that likes to act like it cares about the human race and philanthropy and other silly things that don’t improve the collective/individual human experience. They don’t actually do anything at all. They just sit there and eat ramen noodles and have international potlucks every single day. If someone is giving you an ‘I’m disgusted by you’ look, that’s THEIR right (even if it’s torturous). Why are they looking at you with disgust? Who knows... maybe you’re just a MALE? Some silly little “document” called the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was created there, but nobody really cares or lives by it.
Child: “Omg, mommy! What is that rectangle building over there with all of the flags from around the world?”
Mother: “Oh, sweetheart... that’s just the United Nations— a Christmas tree ornament just like the Statue of Liberty is an ornament. It’s supposed to represent something, but nobody actually lives by it or pays attention to it. It just becomes background noise. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? No, you can’t say ‘free’. Give me your fucking hand, CHILD... or better yet, I’ll just tie you on this leash like the DOG that you are. YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO STAY IN THE STROLLER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHILDREN’S RIGHTS AND WHO CARES IF YOU’RE A CURIOUS TODDLER THAT WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING? SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SPANK YOU?!?????!?!??!”
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an underground rap group straight outta chino, cali near LA. Makes jokes on other rappers (except for 2pac) on their tracks, members are-
- half black on da track(bryce),lloyd shanks(ryan), dog man(kenny), bp(brett), A'rab(mike)
Dat e-unit track is off the hizzle my nizzle.
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Someone who has a "P" at the star of his name and can be called "P-Unit"
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A church in Australia that has sold out to the left and Satan.
The Uniting Church supports abortion, gay marriages, euthaniasia, anti war to the point of extremism and disregards the truths of the bible.
The Uniting Church is such a hole these days, does its members even read their bibles.
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the US, founded on the basis of "Freedom". The only country where you can become the most powerful man in the world.
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A football team from the city of Leeds, England, which is like a poor version of Manchester City. They actually have spent more years in the 2nd tier of English football than have won titles, spent 2 seasons in the 3rd tier and have been out of the Premiership for 9 years, as of 2013. Their only hope is to draw the attention of some russian/arab sugar daddy (hence "City's poor cousin"), since they have established themselves as a mid-table team in 2nd division.
On top of that, their fans are some of the most delusional people on Earth. They are really convinced that Leeds United is one of the biggest football teams in Europe, despite the fact that the team only have 3 League titles and 1 FA Cup as decent titles (don't make me count the several Division 2 titles). Some of them actually call Leeds United an "European Powerhouse", which is just laughable, since their biggest achievement in an European competition is an UCL Final, and they got thrashed by Bayern Munich. Also, 90% of them are the typical hooligans that give football fans a bad name.
"Hang in there, Leeds United, we're coming for you!", says Mohammed Abdullah, the newest petroleum boss in the Emirates!
Bloke 1: "Hey la, are Leeds United back in the Premier League yet?"
Bloke 2: "Hah, good joke, mate. They're 14th in the 2nd Division right now."
Bloke 1: "Hey delusional. Just beat you guys 3 nil at Bellend Road in the FA Cup".
Bloke 2: "Aye go fack a monkey will ya? Are ya looking for a brawl?"
Bloke 1: "Stop talking like a french, delusional."
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