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When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.
I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.
When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.
You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.
“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”
To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person
Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
The act of masturbating while taking a dump.
Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night
To masturbate prior to sex thus increasing ones stamina during intercourse
John had not had sex for some time. He better have a stamina wank, or this could be over very quickly indeed
When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook
John Smith is a status wanker
John Smith likes this