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Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!
Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory
A beat-up, filthy, degenerate looking person, that is beyond the point of repair
Look at that washed up dirty bit**, Jesus
She’s Washed
When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
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To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.
How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?
She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
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