To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.
Someone whoβs in denial, excessively persistent over someone whoβs not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,
Bart- Itβs not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I wonβt
Person 1- Donβt be a simp
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verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering
"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."
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A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
βDamn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.β
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A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..
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Person 1: Man iDupes is such a simp for letting his GF send nudes to dudes on her OnlyFans
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
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