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Nasty ass lemon flavor cake that nobody wants, any frosting you top it with will not save the cake from sucking, in fact it actually makes it worse. however that does not stop the cakebakers from putting frosting on.
Guy 1: Yo, I cut me a slice of that cake over there fresh out the oven. I saw it had strawberry frosting and it wasn't until after I bit into it that I realized it was yellow cake.
Guy 2: Damn
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a long piece of faeces (ie. shit) which floats on the water and is yellowish-brown in colour.
usually smells a lot, and can be found floating in public toilets, because it's too large to be flushed. or in third world countries where toilets aren't available.
paranoid person#1: omg!! look at that disgusting piece of crap down the toilet!
paranoid person#2: euw! flush it quickkkk!!
paranoid person#1: i can't its a yellow submarine!
bacteria: we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine!!
lil kid: daddy look at that yellow submarine in the river!!
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During sex where the girl will lie down and the man will stand over her,naked, while peeing into her mouth.
Many famous people have admitted or have been rumored doing this.
All of these people have been rumored to do do a yellow rainbow. Adolf Hitler,Ricky Martin,Jimi Hendrix
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1) Big book which has many uses
2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.
1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
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A sexual act in which a man urinates on a tampon, then inserts it in his lovers orifice.
I gave her a Yellow Submarine last night, and she loved it.
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People say Japanese girls are like a yellow taxi. Because they are yellow and easy to ride.
This is the actual definition given to me by a Japanese girl who I met and took for coffee. She asked me "do you know what a yellow taxi is" and I played dumb and said "you mean one of those cabs in New York?"
Two hours later after she sucked my dick and swallowed, she told me because she had to get going because her boyfriend was waiting for her to get home from work(first time she mentioned him)!! I asked so what was that about being a yellow taxi, and she replied,
"I guess I am one"
This is a true story!!
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Slang term for a mild pharmacutical stimulant capsule. Ionamine.
"Yar, we were wunderin' if ya' could
hep us owt with a couple of YELLOW SUBMARINES for ta' see the mornin' light."
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