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A large city in which its inhabitants are proud to be from but there are only three good things there the Yankees, the pizza, and the Giants. other than that its a dirty and unsanitary city. i would never want to live in New York even if they paid me.
Guy: Did you hear about New york City?
Dude:What?
Guy: It sucks
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A term coined by Jake Feldman referring to what is the small town of Redwood New York in the thousand Islands region where every shop is also a pizza parlor
The sign read welcome to Redwood New York but really I knew that we were entering Nutsack New York.
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The name to describe a jerk cop from New York who thinks they're the shit. They are likely to try to arrest you for no reason.
As I arrived at my destination I saw a couple of New York's finest. I gave a little smirk and before you knew it they were trying to arrest me!
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When someone does something odd or out of the ordinary. Inspired by thom yorke of radiohead
"Bill just ran around screaming"
"he's a bit thom yorke
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New York Giants are the worst NFL team. Often are gay and enjoy slapping the asses of their teammates(among other things ; ) ). Most Giants suck at their jobs, which is playing football. Worthless pieces of pooooo. Most Giants like penis in their faces.
These New York Giants suck at football, they are ass.
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Most intelligent people know that "Upstate New York" has traditionally been the land north of Albany. Just because something is "up" from NYC, doesn't make it part of "Upstate New York". You might be going "upstate" or "up the state" but you will never be in "Upstate New York" while visiting Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, White Plains, etc.
And think about this - what do you think people in Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, etc say when they are visiting Lake George, for example. "Oh we're going to Up-Upstate New York" ???? Of course not! That's because Rhinebeck/Poughkeepsie/White Plains people do NOT LIVE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK!
Think rationally --- and read a textbook. Maybe you'll learn something about the history of New York (and the geography).
Matt: Where are you from?
Peter: Kingston
Matt: Ohhhhhh Upstate New York
Peter: *smacks Matt on head*
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One of the "Original-Six" NHL teams, founded by boxing promoter Tex Rickard. In fact, their name, "Rangers," comes from a pun on his name, making them Tex's Rangers. Despite limited success in the years after their most recent Stanley Cup win in 1994, Devils and Islanders fans still hate the Rangers because Ranger fans actually give a shit about the team, show up to their games, and frequently make Rangers games on Long Island and in New Jersey sound like they're being played in Manhattan. It is because of this indisputable fact that Islanders and Devils fans have a little brother complex regarding the Rangers, always spouting their mouths about their glory days of the 1980s and 1990s while forgetting that the Rangers have won more playoff series than the two of them combined since the lockout. It seems that Devils and Islanders fans hate the Rangers more than they actually like their own team, even though these feelings are often unrequited by Ranger fans who simply laugh at the idiocy perpetuated by their NHL brethren in Suffolk and Newark.
You know you're doing something wrong when you the two of you have seven Stanley Cups since 1980 and the entire town still likes the Rangers.
Devils Fan: Dude, I fucking hate the New York Rangers. I can't believe people actually like that team. We've won three cups in the last 30 years!
Islanders Fan: Yeah! We were so good in the 80's and 90's, I wonder why no one likes us! It's gotta be those goddamn Ranger fans ruining everything
Rangers Fan: Meet you in the playoffs, guys... oh wait, you'll be golfing by April 10th!
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