Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.
Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."
Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"
Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."
Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"
Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."
Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...
when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone
i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
A term used in dating apps online to describe the age range you are willing to date within.
I have a big strike zone. I'll date any girl 18 - 32 years old.
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A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
When a girl named Francesca friend zones you.
Francesca and I have been friends for months and when I asked her on a date, she totally Fran zoned me!!
A term used by Dankpods to describe bone conduction headphones
Dankpods: Do you have bones? Then you can use these! But if you are an insect you can't cause this is the bone zone.