The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking
Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!
1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
Done by two women with ample booty press their butts together cheek to cheek and wiggling.
Can be done with or without clothes on.
Cure-all .
Ouch! I stubbed my toe! Some squishy butt loving sure would make it feel better
Done by two women with ample booty press their butts together cheek to cheek and wiggling.
Can be done with or without clothes on.
Cure-all .
Ouch! I stubbed my toe! Some squishy butt loving sure would make it feel better
A person who is very dirty, smelly, or greasy. Possibly an un-holy combination of the 3.
Basically Someone who is a stranger to showers. Basically it seems as if they were born from an asshole rather than a pussy and when they popped out they landed in a large steaming pile of horse shit and never washed it off.
Dude do you smell Sean's stank ass coming? Ugh he's such a fucking scrod butt.
Bro I was fingering this bitch and when I pulled my finger out I thought she was super wet but no dude, it was grease bro, I thought I fingered a tub of Crisco, thats the last time I mess with a scrod butt.
When you accidentally follow, or request to follow, someone on Instagram while your phone is in your pocket.
"(______) accepted your request to follow"
What the fuck...I must've butt followed them.
The end of the cigarette that you throw on the ground when you’re done smoking
I was smoking with my friends and I was at the cigarette butt before they were