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Instead of a uni-sex bathroom it is a bathroom you have sex in.
"Hey, is that a uni-sex bathroom?"
Giving them bedroom eyes, "Nope, it's a "we-sex" bathroom"
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In which one who is not sexually attracted to the same sex, yet has a crush on?
Meaning non-existent.
I have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. But I would never do her because I like guys only.
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When two World of Warcraft nerds are playing WOW on their laptops and then one of them gets a sudden urge to fuck their friend in the tight nerdling dingleberry anus.
Wow man those 2 nerds at our school had gay elf sex last night and they put it on youtube. One of them was riding the other's dingleberry anus and yelling "WOW! 4life!"
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The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
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How gay couples have sex. Usually done after one man gets done sucking another man's dick.
While Liam was taking a shower, Austin walked in and saw liam's massive cock. Liam tried to cover it up but Austin wanted to touch it. After Austin touched it, Liam wanted to see and touch Austin's. Soon Austin was on his knees sucking Liams dick. He was getting troatfucked so hard that he had Liam I'm in his mouth. Afterwards, Liam sucked off Austin. Austin than turned around and told Liam to stick it in him. Liam got behind Austin and tried to penetrate him. Once Liam was inside, he pumped away. After ducking Austin for a while, Liam turned around so Austin could fuck him in the ass. Before screwing Liam, autin kicked Liams butthole clean. He than stick his dick inside Liams butt and pumped away. After he had finished, he got on his knees and sucked Liam off again. They both than got into the 69 position and started to suck each other's dick. After they finished they finished their shower and went back at it on the bed. That is a brief description of gay anal sex.
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a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
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Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull
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