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Instead of a uni-sex bathroom it is a bathroom you have sex in.
"Hey, is that a uni-sex bathroom?"
Giving them bedroom eyes, "Nope, it's a "we-sex" bathroom"
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In which one who is not sexually attracted to the same sex, yet has a crush on?
Meaning non-existent.
I have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. But I would never do her because I like guys only.
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When two World of Warcraft nerds are playing WOW on their laptops and then one of them gets a sudden urge to fuck their friend in the tight nerdling dingleberry anus.
Wow man those 2 nerds at our school had gay elf sex last night and they put it on youtube. One of them was riding the other's dingleberry anus and yelling "WOW! 4life!"
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a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
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Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull
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An astronaut sent to space re-enters the atmosphere, returns home, and has sex with his/her partner.
Karen L. Nyberg and Douglas G. Hurley had re-entry sex after their re-entry into Earth's atmosphere in 2000.
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The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
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