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a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
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What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!
That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!
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When something goes so wrong but with an all female group
They all bailed for the sorority meeting .
Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .
Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets
title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.
this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"
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A DVD thats coming out in April of 2005
and its the re-release of the first 3 seasons of Dragon ball z. These DVDs are
redubbed, AND COMPLETELY UNCUT!!!!! NO
BS!! Contains some bloody fight scenes dbz fans wanna see!
The part when Raditz and Goku get killed
by piccol was more bloody then what i saw on tv
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the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!
bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--
other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!
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"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
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