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crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 19, 2022


Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.

My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.

by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog July 11, 2013


Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder April 18, 2011


Silly Butt

A euphemism for Diarrhea.

Ex. 1) Bro, can we pull into that gas station for a minute? I got really bad silly butt.

Ex. 2) Take it easy with that ice cream, Louise, lest you want silly butt.

by Solowin May 13, 2020


Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.

"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"

by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021


Butt Kaboom

When a dog farts

Did the dog fart? No she did a butt Kaboom

by Dog farts October 4, 2019


Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate

Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021