Hot until she opens her mouth

A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed

Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle

Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth

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Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

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hot ass chromed out bangers

big rims, dubs, blades, basically big ass chrome shiny rims

Damn you got some hot ass chromed out bangers on you whip.

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women so hot pls date me

people who love women

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that

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corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

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What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

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Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.

Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

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