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What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.
Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?
Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.
Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.
dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.
When you get in an argument with your spouse or significant other, give them a firm scolding, and then force them to have unprotected intercourse.
Danny told his wife he was by upset about the rude tone she used in front of their kids. Once he gave her a stern dog raw dog, she never crossed him again.
A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,
You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!
Doggie style intercourse with a hairy woman.
Dude, I did a shaggy dog with that Kardashian chick!
The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.
David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.