Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

Get your Minivan on

To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.

going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

Getting Briaed

When you're in a relationship with someone, then they ask to break up or go on "a break" but still fuck with you

Me: She keeps saying she wants space and when I give it to her she texts me or calls me or flirts with me.

You: Ohhh so you're getting briaed. You give her what she wants but then she keeps you close "as a friend" but does more.

Me: Yeah!? Exactly that how did you know??

You: I've been through it before LOL!

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!?

its when you keep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk

anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Don't get wild

Term used usually ,by men with the name elliot or wesley, to settle workers or forein immagrants down in the 20th centurey.

Hey now man, don't get wild.

getting creepy

1) sexual intercourse of any kind.
2) going out to get with someone on the dance floor.

sorry, i was too busy getting creepy last night in my room

or
hold my drink i’m gonna go get creepy on the dance floor