fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick

an attractive female that conducts interviews.

Foo, I had an interview today with a fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick!

5👍 15👎

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

10👍 2👎

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

33👍 67👎

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

850👍 109👎

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

31👍 14👎

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

3👍 2👎

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

1👍 2👎