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Giving a rim job then proceeding the rim job reciever farts in the giver's mouth
I was eating Victorias bodacious booty and I proceeding to swallow her fart, thus initiating Brazilian fart sex.
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When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.
mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.
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When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
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A prolific sex pest who never accepts no for an answer
Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"
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if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.
if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.
guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.
guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules
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a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.
Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?
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