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When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
when it's clear someone from Chicago has come to the party.
The sigma phi back yard party at the university of Iowa was going well until things started getting windy out there when some Chicago kids arrived.
Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.
it's like getting wrecked, but in a ~tickle~ kind of way
joel: "yo dude! why did you pants me?"
ezra: "hahahah get bungled! get bungled!"
To cuz in you hand and fling it at you others face
Having rough s*x against a wall
We should be getting pookie
Let's get pookie