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a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.
Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?
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When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.
I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
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What happens when two persons (who are married or otherwise partnered to each other) use their mouths to stimulate each other's bodies sexually.
These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are always in an established long-term relationship or married. So they are always older than 35.
The main differences between 'oral sex - no limits' and the other kinds of oral sex is that:
There are no limits to the parts of either body that can be stimulated in this way, which is further enhanced by the fact that ...
There are no time limits, nobody has to leave because they are both at home and beholden to no other person.
Most married persons find that their enjoyment of this increases with passing time. They aren't kids anymore and every time this is practised it just gets better.
For over thirty years I have had a lot of heaven regularly because my wife and I enjoy oral sex - no limits.
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a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.
M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?
B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it
M: you disgust me
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A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
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a boy and a girl who love AFI and get matching tattoos of AFI, Then have hardcore sex.
Matt and Nikki love AFI and they are both really sexy, so they should get a matching tattoo of AFI and later on, Have hardcore sex and make it last all night. Matt & Nikki need an AFI SEX TAT!
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