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When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.
Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
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bareback, back to front, unrelenting anal pounding
maaaahh duuude i got all up in that butt sex in the raw and it was like BOOM
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When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.
I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
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What happens when two persons (who are married or otherwise partnered to each other) use their mouths to stimulate each other's bodies sexually.
These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are always in an established long-term relationship or married. So they are always older than 35.
The main differences between 'oral sex - no limits' and the other kinds of oral sex is that:
There are no limits to the parts of either body that can be stimulated in this way, which is further enhanced by the fact that ...
There are no time limits, nobody has to leave because they are both at home and beholden to no other person.
Most married persons find that their enjoyment of this increases with passing time. They aren't kids anymore and every time this is practised it just gets better.
For over thirty years I have had a lot of heaven regularly because my wife and I enjoy oral sex - no limits.
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a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.
M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?
B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it
M: you disgust me
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A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
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To kill an infant or baby based on an undesired or unwanted gender.
They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
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