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Oral dog

When you are getting a blowjob and your partner bits down really hard like a dog chewing on a bone

MAAAN. That girl game me a oral dog when she chewed on my dick

by Ape man November 27, 2016


poo-dog-it

a term used in the context of moaning, disappointment, slight disgust.

"poo-dog-it! I've lost my keys again!"

by warriorprincessevie March 24, 2010


Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020


Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020


Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020


You guys are Dogs!

Refers to Haven members wiping on Faerlina petrification pull. Also, commonly used during any other time whilst raiding.

You guys are griefing me. Insane. I will retire "soon". You guys are Dogs!

by Shortlifemaybe May 13, 2021


Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 29, 2021