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Burpy-off

A time when everyone dies but bicycle dudes and Barry from game grumps eats ketchup and spoiled pudding while upside down because Aron also from game grumps was victorious. Burpy-off can only occur after my-little-pony has been read. Never attempt 25 burly-offs during a zombie apocolypse or everyone will die if they haven't already.

Fire horses can do over 2,507,045,368,269 burpy-off.

by Mountain poop June 12, 2016


Jerk off

The act of eating beef jerkey

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?

by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022


Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.

Goodnight bro, see you tomorrow, boutta go jerk off.

by Stickytipbro March 16, 2023


jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023


Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.

Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”

by December 11, 2021


jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020


Vent Off

This is when two or more people decide to compete with abuse stories until one wins by having it worse off than the other.

This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.

Person 1- "Did you see the Vent Off in the group chat last night?

Person 2- "No, I was asleep."

by DARK_VOID April 12, 2024