Joc-Y-Dike

A Girl Who Can't Choose Between Two Guys.

"Jocelyn Bauer is a Joc-Y-Dike because she can't decide between Keith & Bobbyyy"

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Y U mad bro

trying to annoy someone that has no idea whats going on.

chuck: ''hey guys what's going on"
Barbra: ''GIVE ME THAT WUSSABI!"
chuck: "what?!??!?!"
Barbra: "Y U mad bro?"
chuck: "I'm not mad"
Barbra: "but, really, Y U mad?"
chuck: "I'M NOT!" (walks away very annoyed)

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b-y-o-bed

thats stupid phrase that is used by that annoying guys wife in the canadian tire commercial for the "bring your own bed".

"It's the new B-Y-O-BED by woods" - stupid guys wife.

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y u makin soup?

When he's making soup in the microwave and you just have to ask, why?

Because who makes soup in the fricken microwave? It might make you angery, so you just come in with your shirt over your head and ask, "y u makin soup?"

*rolls socker ball across room* Y U MAKIN SOUP?

Snnoo🛌💤y

Jamal’s other half 🛌💤🥱🤫

Y’all nigggas jusss ain’t snnoo🛌💤y 🤷🏾 ♂️

k y jelly fart

A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.

Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.

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y u do dis

An internet meme. Usually shown in dolanduck comics which are great comedy. It's also said by idiots who present them selves with as trolls and disgrace themselves. I can understand dolan duck comics stating "y u do dis". But when a person says it it's incredibly idiotic. They honestly make themselves look like fools in front of everyone.

ex 1.
dolan duck: hey spoderman u whnt sum reic?
spoderman: yues wut keind?
dolan duck: uncle bens
spoderman: y u do dis?
ex 2.
Fag 1: lol u suck balls leleleleswag fuckin nigga bitch ass motha fucka.
Civilized person 1: get the fuck out.
Fag 1: y u do dis?

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