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Somebody so basic that they resemble a simple skillet chili rendered over a stovetop.
"Look at that girl wearing UGGs who just walked in Starbucks ordering a carmel macchiato and taking a pic for Instagram, what a skillet chili.
A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.
"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"
When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.
Yo, Kyle said he smashed Chad lastnight. But he ended having to feed him a chili dogg.
Can you pick that paper up?
*Go chili your own hot dog!!*
Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.
I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.
When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!