15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.
"HOLY FUCK THESE CHILI PEPPERS ARE FUCKING MY ASS!"
(v) Passing off something that tastes like shit for something that tastes amazing by using swagger, pazazz and salesmanship.
Tastes food that is absolutely terrible.
Person 1: Gosh, this tastes horrible.
Person 2: What are you talking about? This tastes amazing!
Person 1: Don't try to Chili Boys me.
Vomiting violently.
"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."
"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."
A chili taco supreme is when you stay up all night eating taco bell and drinking mountain dew. The next morning when your girlfriend comes over, you have diarrhea on her snatch and sprinkle cheese, lettuce, and sour cream before eating her out.
"Omg babe, that chili taco supreme you gave me was the hottest thing you've ever done. I still can't walk right"
A obscurely straight skid mark
“If I fart again, We’re gonna be on the chili trail”
A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.
"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"
The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.