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When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?
Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it
Ryan W: it was you lachlan.
Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again
The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
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a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
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When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.
Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.
Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack