somewhere with a large population of tards
its tard city around here
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a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
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The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.
Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?
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One who is technologically backward.
'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'
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A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.
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Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
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when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!
Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
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