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When you see someone hxc dancing, They are fighting invisible ninjas so to speak.
I see an army of invisible ninjas in the mosh pit tonight. Who will stop them?
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all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader
1 hey who is the ninja turtles
2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.
(COWABUNGA) haters
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-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding
That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.
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A silent fart that someone sneeeeeks in after someone else has a noisy fart, so that everyone thinks the stink belongs to the first asshole.
Innocent Bystander: Ewww Kate, that fart is rank.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.
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A Ninja Arachnigga is a black spider that has received ninja training. Most Ninja Arachniggas start a crime fighting life after their training. Almost every arachnigga has become a celebrity, due to their increased ninja skills and the fact that they can pose as African Americans. Usualy armed with Glocks, katanas, pump shotguns and kunais
Examples of Ninja Arachniggas
-Samuel L Jackson
-Wayne Brady (his training was not complete, thus he does not have as many ninja skills)
-Morgan Freeman (grand master)
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he's a character from Metal Gear Solid. His identiy though is familar to Solid Snake
I am Cyborg Ninja. I am not your friend nor your enemy.
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Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.
Isn't she just angelic when she's asleep like that? It's like she's just quietly begging for a hot ninja.
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