A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.
"Yo, wanna ghetto tan on my deck this weekend ??"
"I'm down, my guy"
When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.
I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.
Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
It means someone is ginger, or very pale.
Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.
A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.
“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”