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Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021


ghetto tan

Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.

"Yo, wanna ghetto tan on my deck this weekend ??"
"I'm down, my guy"

by Skechers32 April 27, 2017


Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!

by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011


tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 4, 2019


wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.

Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.

by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023


Sear Tan

A synonym for Satan in a Jamaican accent

Wagwan, Sear Tan!

by Sear Tan August 8, 2023


tan bag

A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.

“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”

by othatsokay May 18, 2018