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The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive
Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.
Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.
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A weight loss program in which a person ingests sperm in the place of sweets. The sperm replacement hinders both the oral fixation of needing to graze as well as reinforcing the mind that sweets are not required. To be in conjunction with good eating and exercize. Found effective in reducing cravings. Sperm ingestion to be performed at time of cravings for sweets. Also helped tone neck and jaw areas.
I was 210 lbs. After three weeks of strictly working out and eating properly, I had lost 12 lbs. Then it slowed to about a pound or two a week. I added the cum diet to my regiment, and not only did I lose my extra chin, but 3 months later, I weigh 120 lbs. I would drink my bf's sperm whenever I had a craving for sweets or chips. Sometimes 4 times a day. Now I hardly want a sweet but maybe once every 2 or 3 days. It cured my sweet tooth and helped me loose the weight.
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a seceret place where young adolecsent boys masturbate and hide all their underdeveloped semen.
"Little Johnny's Strict Protestant mom found him masturbating in his cum dungeon, so she beat him and left him there to die."
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A friend/buddy/fucker that helps you make the cum come out. They tend to eat it
Bob is my cum buddy.
My cum buddy sucks
I need a new cum buddy my current one sucks
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Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl
Man, that girl is a cum fiend.
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Someone who can tell what a man has been eating by the taste of his cum.
"Man, you need to lay off the Corona or else don't expect me to swallow tomorrow. I can't stand it when your shit tastes all bitter."
"Sorry, I didn't know you were such a cum connoisseur."
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The effect of getting full on jizz; swallowing after so many blow jobs you look pregnant. Coined by the great Tweeter, msloulou
She's sucked so much cock it looks like she has a cum baby
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