Hey bro it’s October 23 you have to go Give your crush a kiss! Because it’s Give your crush a kiss day.
National obey your sister day! If your sister is born on this amazing day, you have to listen to every fucking thing she says.
Sister: Now you listen to me, you little shit.
Other sibling: That’s rude.
Sister: Well it’s my birthday and it’s October 23.
Other sibling: Yes, ma’am.
Boy:It’s October 23
Girl:do u wanna come round mine tonight
Boy:yeah k
5 hours later
Boy: That was nice
Girl:yeah
give a person whose name starts with F a big ass gift
unless you hate them if that's the case bitch beat their ass and that will be their gift
since its October 23 here is your gift
since its October 23 and I hate you come bitch imma beat your ass
National be comfy day. The day wear you can wear sweatpants, hoodies, and anything comfortable to you without being attacked and made fun of.
friend 1: why is everyone wearing sweatpants and hoodies today?
friend 2: its october 23.
friend 1: ohh..