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a man with brains. someone that can see that gorilla zoe is a useless piece of shit and sounds even worse than ja rule. a gorilla zoe hater is somebody who knows what the word tallent means, and knows that gorilla zoe can't rap nor sing for shit. someone who hates gorilla zoe, will also hate future, another useless piece of shit who can't sing. anybody would take future over zoe anyday!
a: hey, it's my friend gorilla zoe hater. B: that's right! I have balls!
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Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla
Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.
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My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.
You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
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You know how gorillas are really big right? So imagine Harambe was back on earth (bless his soul), and he blessed you with his enormous girth. Now everything you do, you're accompanied by this gigantic gorilla.
On the other hand, I'm done is used when you're tired of someone's shit. Now imagine you're done, but accompanied by a gorilla.
This is the next level of I'm done. I'm gorilla-done.
Person 1: Hey buddy, you should really stop smoking weed. It makes your dick small.
Weedmaster420: I'm done.
Person 1: I'm serious, I smoked a blunt once and now my wang is 2 inches long.
Weedmaster420: I'm gorilla-done.
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The best gorilla tag player ever is Kaison Newman or “dark”
I’m the best gorilla tag player
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What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.
Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!
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a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
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