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When you jerk off after you cum and your dick gets red and sour.
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a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.
“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”
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When someone juices five lemons into juice and absorbs it with a syringe then inserts the syringe into the vagina and then squeezes the juice out
Josh: I GOT A SUPER LEMON FROM MY DAD..
Dora: Damn.. your so lucky..
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Exactly what it sounds like. I mean really, you guys know what lemon tape is, right? Known by many as the best thing ever.
"Dude, I just got in a new order of lemon tape"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"
"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"
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A die hard fan of the Disney Channel Original Movie "Lemonade Mouth".
The Lemon Head celebrated listening to the "Lemonade Mouth" soundtrack for the thousandth time.
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the Lemon fanfiction is a Frerard fanfiction that involves Gerard Way getting an entire lemon shoved up his asshole by Frank Iero
Haley:Did you read that thing I told you about yesterday?
Jasmine:Yes I read the lemon fanfiction and it was very interesting...
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She's so Lemon Turf, she won't even look at a guy.
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