A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
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1. wild passionate orgasims that never end and that cruse erotica
2.incredible hott sexxi ladies...every boy wants them!!
3.an incredible hott, sexxi, brunette wanting to bang the italian stallionand sean
1. daaaammmmnnnn...i had one HOTT italian molly last night!!
2.i want that italian molly soooo badly!!!
3. you are such an italian molly!! get away from him!!
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a person who jimmies in on personal jokes
maddy: get over here b ry
Paula: Thats not cool. b ry sucks balls
Meg: shut up and stop being molly the mole, you will never understand
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Itβs when a man or woman beats you in a game by a lot
βJesus Christ dude I just got molly wopped
By this guyβ
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When two women are sexually pushing their hands into each otherβs breasts and genitals in a bath
βOh last night was rough my girlfriend gave me a βdirty mollieββ
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I want to molly wop you up and down tha street
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ITS WHEN YOU PUT A MOLLY UP YOUR ASS AMD PUSH FURTHER INTO YOUR INTESTINES AND YOU GET A BIG TALL DOM N-$@&β NAMED EDUARDO TO COME SHAKE YOU UP LIKE A COCKTAIL
Yo Isaiah got a molly rocket sess at the party
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