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When you're smiling and thinking what the hell at the exact same time.
I double chin smiled when that old cougar asked me out.
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The indelibly audible sound made when one experiences an overwhelmingly joyous moment amidst life's mundane daily existence as shared in a moment of Mamihlapinatapai.
After a long trying day he received her subtle and sweet text message and could not resist the urge to smile out loud.
The thought of him made her smile out loud.
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A smile that is mesmerizing; one you can't look away from. A smile that's so amazing you can't help but stare.
(When someone in a crowd blows a smoke ring, people tend to stare, unable to look away until the ring fades.)
1. That girl is beautiful; I can't stop staring at that smoke ring smile.
2. "Whisperin' her love through a smoke ring smile / she doesn't know what happens when she's around." (From 'I Think I'm in Love' by Beck.)
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Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.
Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass
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National smile day is on June 8 you have to smile to everyone you see at school, strangers, everybody 😂
Ohhh bro did u know it’s national smile day pass by her and smile at her she’ll probably ask you out!!
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when a girl looks really fine but her teeth are ugly. usually she smiles without bearing her crooked creatures in pictures.
josh: omg did you see kelsey? she’s so bad.
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap
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Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)
His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.
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