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Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?

iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.

by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM March 17, 2011


Chaser text

The text that you send after a couple of days when your last text doesn't get a reply, typically on a dating app.

Stephen - Yo Johnny, how's it going with that girl?
John - Stevo, she left me hangin at "seen", bruv.
Robert - Did you send a chaser text yet?
John - More like 7, Bobby!

by EnormousBollocks May 8, 2022


Booty Text

A late night summon via text messages instead of calling, in order to engage in sexual activities.

Most commonly used when you are very horny and in a situation where you can not use your cell phone to make a call.

Can also be used when you know the other person is busy and unable to pick up the phone thus sending them a sms.

Text message sent at 10:23pm
'omg this family dinner is so boring, I am glad its finishing up soon. It's going to take me 20minutes to get to your place. Can I please come over!'

Text message replied at 10:24pm
'wow thats the first booty text I've received this year'

Scenario 2
Text message sent at 1am
'Hey baby I know your in a club atm, you reckon you can hop over to my place once u've finished partying at the club?'

Text message replied at 1:05am
'i am on my way, you shall booty text no more'

by sadistixx February 16, 2010

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Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

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text sex

when a person texts another for a long period of time and texts about naughty things

hay bro i had text sex last night

yo with who

by bigsuperduperballsareawsome November 21, 2007

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Porn text

the act of porn texting. to send pics of oneself in a provocative manner, insinuating a back and forth texting of sexy pics.

Dude i was totally porn texting Trina the other day, I sent her a pic of my penis, and she totally stopped porn texting back.

by Homewrecka September 8, 2008

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Multi Texting

v. To Multi-Text is to have a conversation with multiple people at the same time via SMS. Often induces severe cases of annoyance.

Josh: So who you texting?
Karen: Just Chloe and Craig.

- A few minutes pass -

Karen: Damnit! Will they stop texting me when I'm writing a message?!
Mike: Well maybe you should stop multi texting then.

by donnyboy01 October 6, 2007

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